insert self-deprecating title here

I was told to write a paragraph about myself. When writing about myself, I don’t like to go the traditional route of writing. Instead, I like to directly talk to the reader…sometimes even mess with them. For example, if you look back at the last few lines, you’ll see that there was a mistake that slipped right over your head.

See it yet? Well you shouldn’t have because there was no mistake! Sorry if you think this is cheesy. This is going on a blog so I need to make it fun. At this point, you should probably stop reading because it’s going to get BORING!

I started living 11 years ago in 2006. More specifically, the 27th of August, 2006. Yes, I’m supposed to be in fifth grade because I’m 11. I’ve been told that a million times and I do not care either. I can be in any grade I want, okay!

Back to the very shortened biography of mine, yeah, I was born on the 27th of August in 2006.  That’s like the basic, boring information, but now it’s going to get a little bit more exciting…not really. To be honest, I don’t even know why you’re still reading this. 

Now, it’s the time for Fact Implosion! Too cheesy? Sorry. You’ll need to read the following lines really fast so you’ll experience the full of Faaaaaaaaaaaact Implosion! No? Never? Okay.

Get ready………..and GO!!! I’m from Yangon, Myanmar. I like music, arts, and sports. I like pretty much every genre of music including, pop, rock, and hip hop, jazz, funk, and rap, instrumental, EDM, heavy metal, etc. I love spicy food but I hate candy. My favorite food quote is “If it tastes good, I’ll finish it.”

That’s all I have right now and this is getting pretty long so I’m going to wrap it up. I always have trouble finding a concluding sentence, so I’ll pass on that.

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